WALLY JACZKOWSKI AND THE THINGS FROM DETROIT.

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing.12.27.10

Shatner is my fucking hero.12.09.10

Golly11.24.10


Fall Songs.

Apathy.11.21.10

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Holy Shit MIDI Awesomeness!11.15.10



o worshipers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
“drink of my bonus cup, rx it is my blood”
“eat of this crapper, it is my body”
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said “you are the chosen one”

“these are the all-o-gistics”

[chanting begins]

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van’s name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)

you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah [x2]

oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)

he does everything for us [best guess for this phrase]
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued[?] forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!

all!


Seriously, neurosurgeon
where are you?

Really?

pulmonologist
Detroit Art, healing
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Remember surfing the web in 1999?  Remember MIDIs?  Fuck yeah this website rules…. The MIDI Database.  Go listen to songs you used to love, in MIDI format!

WORD!

Wednesday, 2:49 AM11.09.10

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Seriously, viagra where are you?

Really?

Your Prayer for Today11.05.10



o worshipers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
“drink of my bonus cup, story it is my blood”
“eat of this crapper, it is my body”
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said “you are the chosen one”

“these are the all-o-gistics”

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van’s name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

all!

Davey Got a Podcast11.04.10

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This is a picture of my friend Dave. We were in a band together. There are 2 things that come to mind when I think about my old buddy… His quick wit and his impeccable taste in music.

Now, you may never get to meet Dave in person, but with the power of the internet you can now benefit from his eclectic musical taste. See, Davey got himself a podcast, and it’s chock full of awesome Detroit tunes, along with some gems from his musician friends around the globe.

Click this sentence and treat your ears to some awesome! Check back often for new episodes! Stop being a nerd and do it!

Seriously!

Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em!10.27.10

Rainy Post.10.26.10



It’s gonna rain today. It’s gonna rain hard. It is as dark as dusk right now, unhealthy 1:42pm, recipe and it’s only gonna get darker. They’re talking about 60mph winds. There’s a storm coming.

So I’m sitting here thinking about my shift at the bar this afternoon, about power outages, about the white noise machine that the trees on our block have become. My thoughts drift to all the people I’ve left behind in my life. I see pictures in my head that make me cringe, and pictures in my heart that make me long. I’m left feeling just and satisfied. The rain’s gonna wash it all away.

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